Hilarious Dog Shower Thoughts: The Shower Thoughts app lets you express your inner thoughts out loud while taking a shower or bath. Have you ever thought about the person who invented the “Luffa?” Let them know this is their day! Share your thoughts with friends and family on Facebook, send them to funnydogshowers@gmail.com, or save them to read later offline.
What does your dog think happens in the shower? Find out with this book of doggy shower thoughts. Handy index makes finding topics a snap. Perfect gift for dog lovers, bathroom readers, dog owners, and those who have ever wondered what dogs think about in the shower!
This book is truly a gift for anyone who has ever had a shower thought. Through its pages, you will find humor, the occasional snarky comment, and you’ll be reminded of your own shower thoughts.
Hilarious Dog Shower Thoughts
- Dogs are meant to be self-groomers, but cats can’t be tamed!
- Everybody has some grooming habits in common with dogs. But, unlike dogs, people also have a lot of hygiene techniques that aren’t socially acceptable.
- Yesterday, I was in the bathtub shaving as usual. I thought, “Why not turn it into a shower?” So that’s what I did. I was sure to close the bathroom door so no one could walk in on me, and I also made sure my dog didn’t run away.
- This morning, I was in the bathroom shaving like normal. When I started to get out of the tub, I figured why not just shower? So, I did and made sure to close the bathroom door so no one would walk in on me. Then, my dog came up
- Today, I was in the bathtub shaving as usual. While shaving, I thought about the shower. So, why not?
- I was taking a bath in the tub while shaving my legs when I realized that bathing would be a lot easier if I just took this whole experience outdoors.
- When I woke up this morning, I had a great idea. Why not shave in the shower? It’s safer than shaving by the sink—in case you miss, the hair just washes down the drain. If you don’t want to shower right after, you can just rinse off under the faucet at the end.
- I was taking a shower when the biggest idea of my life hit me. I had to get out of the shower and record it before I forgot. Turns out, my dog needed a bath too.
- This morning, I decided to take a shower while shaving. To do this, I locked the door.
- I love my dog. He’s young and silly, sometimes mischievous, always curious, and a little naughty. I don’t wear him ever.
- I’ve got a big furry friend on my feet. He can come along, but he doesn’t wear me.
- Dogwear is a new way for dog lovers to show off their four-legged friends. The harnesses are specially designed so your pup can stroll with you, helping you to take the perfect picture for Instagram or Twitter.
- I love my dog. It’s not the other way around.
- Let’s be frank, you love your dog. He/she is the sweetest pet in the world.
- They’re not just your dog. They’re your best friend.
- No leash? No problem. We’ve got you covered. We’ll provide products for the entire family, including your dog.
- Hey followers, I’m a Puggle (Pug and Beagle mix) who eats twice a day and drinks lots of water like…
- I’m a completely healthy 3 year old pug. I take two walks a day and eat twice a day! My favorite is chicken and rice!! I love to cuddle and be held.
- My mommy is forcing me to go on a diet. But I still love her.
- Please don’t get me wrong, I love my mommy. She buys me the best doggie treats. But when she put me on a diet, something had to give. I missed my yummy peanut butter filled doggie snacks but now I am down to a healthy weight!
- I’m trying to cut back on my snacking because mommy says it’s making my belly too big. I know that eating less would be better for me, but I just can’t help my snacks!
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- My owner is taking me to obedience school soon, so hopefully my manners will improve.
- Jabba the Puggle taking a shower
- Jabba, a Puggle, likes taking showers. When it’s time to get ready for the day, he enthusiastically dances towards the bathroom. He climbs up the stairs and waits patiently for someone to lift him up and set him on the bathtub ledge.
- Jabba the puggle is a cute and cuddly puggle with a gorgeous coat of powder blue fur.
- Jabba is a cute little puggle. He’s a cross between a Pug and a Beagle.
- Jabba is a puggle, which means he’s half Pug and half Beagle. He enjoys doing anything you do, and especially loves to spend time with his people.
- Jabba the Pug taking a bath.
- Jabba is our adorable pet, and we think he’s the coolest dog around. He spends his days eating pizza and running amok back home in Wisconsin (but you’d never know it from this picture!)
- I’m teaching my dog how to behave like humans. My pet is learning how to eat from a fork and wear clothes.
- What? My dog doesn’t eat from a fork? So crazy! That’s just like grooming, right?
- I’m sorry, but I don’t speak dog. If I lick my own paws, I’ll get sick! My nose is for breathing, not licking.
- I’m teaching my dog plenty of tricks. I mean, what’s the point of having a dog that doesn’t perform? He sleeps all day, steals food off the table, and smells like a wet carpet. Ugh! But I’m determined to make him more useful.
- I’m learning tricks from my dog, such as how to jump and do a handstand. But why stop at dogs? What can we learn from our cats?
- Dogs love comfort, just like us. That’s why we designed Petco dog clothes and beds to fit your dog’s best style.
- I train dogs, and I’ve taught my dog to do all sorts of silly things, from walking around with a giant marshmallow on her head to ringing a tiny bicycle bell. I can’t help but wonder though…what if the dog had her way? Would she actually want to learn all this stuff?
- When you have a dog, it’s more difficult to lick your own paws. And it’s fun to tell people that are considering owning dogs that it’s acceptable behaviour.
- People who already have a dog know how awesome it is to lick the paws of your canine friend. If you are thinking about getting a dog, lick away! It’s a lot of fun to tell potential dog owners that this is actually OK.
- So… we made dog owners easy to communicate with. And I guess it’s pretty funny when you tell someone who doesn’t have a dog that it’s acceptable to lick their own paws.
- You won’t need to worry about cleaning your own paws as much when you get a dog. Also, there are so many fun and exciting things you can say to people that may be considering pet ownership.
- Dogs can be moody at times, but they’re always loyal. When you have a dog, you get a friend for life, and non-stop entertainment. Dog owners can easily tell whoever is considering a dog that it’s an investment well worth the money.
- If you’ve been thinking about getting a dog, we think it’s a great idea. We believe every life is enriched by love from a furry friend. That’s why we were determined to bring dog ownership to everyone, not just those who can afford it.
- There are so many great reasons to have a dog. For instance, every time you hear a tiny squeak, you can’t help but say “aww.”
- This morning, I was in the bathroom shaving like normal. When I started to get out of the tub, I figured why not just shower? So, I did and made sure to close the bathroom door so no one would walk in on me. Then, my dog came up and jumped up into the shower next to me!
- This morning, I was in the bathroom shaving like normal. When I started to get out of the tub, I figured why not take a shower? So I jumped out and got ready to shampoo my hair but closed the door just in case. When I did, my dog ran into the bathroom and started barking
- Yesterday, I was doing my regular routine. I was standing in front of the mirror shaving when it hit me – why don’t I take a shower? So, I did and made sure to close the door so no one walked in on me. When I finished, my dog came up to me.
- This morning, I was in the bathroom shaving like normal. I went to take a shower for some reason (I don’t know why), so I just closed the door and hopped in.
- This morning, I was in the bathroom shaving like normal. When I considered showering after my shave, I was drawn to the shower by the warm water and inviting steam.
- As I was getting out of the shower this morning, I decided to go ahead and take a bath. My dog was entered, so I made sure to close the door behind me.
- I turned on the water, and as soon as it hit my back, I knew that was the day for a nice, hot shower. I admit to not having the energy to shave so instead, I threw on some shorts, slipped out of my robe, and started dancing around in the bathroom as a chorus of great songsto get me psyched up for
- My mommy is forcing me to go on a diet. But I love her anyway.
- My mommy is forcing me to go on a diet. But I’m sure I can convince her to let me get a cookie every now and then.
- My mommy is forcing me to go on a diet. But I am being good about it!
- My mommy is forcing me to go on a diet. But on the bright side, I can still eat a little bit of everything I like.
- Mommy is getting me to go on a diet. And I’m not very happy about it. But mommy loves me and it’s for my own good.
- I’m on a diet, mom says. But I still love her!
- Mommy made me go on a diet. I still love her, though.
- I’m sorry, but I don’t speak cat. If I wash my face with my paws, I’ll get sick! My nose is not for washing dishes.
- I’m sorry, but I don’t speak Spanish. If I breathe on my own eyes, they’ll get pink! My nose is for smelling, not breathing.
- I’m sorry, but I don’t speak cat. But I’ve found that loud meows result in a trip to the vet that I don’t enjoy. My nose is for smelling, not for licking!
- WOOF! WOOF! My name is Buttons. I bark, too. My nose isn’t for licking – but my ears are for wiggling. I bark when I’m happy. I bark when I’m angry. I also bark when I want something.
- Puppies can be so curious. They’re always into something. I had to learn the hard way that licking my own paws was a surefire way to get sick.
- My nose is for breathing, and my paws are for swimming. Please don’t wipe your feet on the doormat! Bye-bye.
- My body is very different from a human’s. I spend most of my time on all fours, and even when I stand on just two legs I’m very short. My eyesight is much different from a human’s, but I can see colors and movement. I hear with my ears through vibrations in the air. And no, I cannot speak like you do. But you don’t need to speak dog to understand what I mean!
- My mommy is forcing me to go on a diet. But I love her anyway.
- My mommy is making me eat vegetables. But I love her anyway.
- Mom says it’s time for me to go on a diet. But I love her anyway.
- Mommy says I need to lose weight. But I love her anyway.
- I love my mommy. I do. But that doesn’t stop her from making me go on a diet.
- I love my mommy. So when she told me I need to go on a diet, I didn’t listen.
- My mommy means well, but she’s been on my case about losing a few pounds. I think she’s just being overprotective. I know she loves me though.
- WOOF! WOOF! I’m Buttons, a doggy who loves to play. My name is on my collar. But look at all these toys! I have so much fun with them.
- Hi! My name is Buttons. I bark too. I am a happy dog who loves to play. I also am pretty smart but sometimes get angry when I need something.
- I’m Buttons, a cute, little dog that makes learning fun. I bark when I see something new and I also wiggle my ears!
- My name is Buttons. I wag my tail and bark when I want something.
- My name is Buttons and I am a dog! Just like Rico I enjoy going on walks with my humans, fetching a ball, and playing tug-of-war. I also enjoy sharing snacks with them. Just like my human friends, Rico and Kayla, I love snuggles! When I get excited my ears wiggle and when I’m happy my master gives me a belly rub. My favorite part of the day is our after dinner walk!
- Buttons is a ball of energy. He can’t stop playing. He’s always wagging his tail and begging for a walk outside.
- Hello, my name is Buttons. I like to play and run around. My favorite thing is chasing squirrels. But don
- My mommy means well, but sometimes she gets on my case about losing a few pounds. I think she’s just being overprotective. I am smart enough to know that her intentions are in the right place though.
- Well, my mom has been on my case about losing a few pounds. I think she’s just being overprotective. No matter what though, she’ll always be the woman who wrapped me in her arms when I was a little girl and told me I could achieve anything I set my mind to.
- I know my mom means well, but she’s been on my case about losing a few pounds recently. She’s just overprotective sometimes. It’s okay, though I love her too.
- I have a great mom, but sometimes she’s on my case about being a little more healthy. Fortunately, I know she loves me.
- I have some pretty strong feelings about my mom. When I was little, she was my hero. Then I hit puberty and everything changed. Now she’s a bit overprotective of me. Are we cool? I love her and she means well! She just wants me to be healthy. Dad doesn’t care if I gain a few pounds as long as I’m happy.
- My mom is always supportive and she just wants to keep me healthy. I hope she knows I appreciate her concern!
- Dear Mom, I’m so pleased that you’re worried about my health. I’m doing okay though; I promise. Please don’t be upset. Love, love, Your Daughter
- My name is Buttons and I am a dog! Just like Rico I enjoy long walks with my humans, fetching a ball, and playing tug-of-war. I also enjoy sharing snacks with them. Just like my human friends, Rico and Kayla, I love snuggles! When I get excited my ears wiggle and when I’m happy my master gives me a belly rub. My favorite part of the day is our after dinner walk!
- Hi, I’m Buttons! I’m a (breed of dog) just like Rico. We both love going on walks with our humans, fetching a ball and playing tug-of-war. We also enjoy sharing snacks with them. Just like my human friends, Rico and Kayla, I love snuggles! When I get excited my ears wiggle and when I’m happy my master gives me a belly rub. My favorite part of the day is our after dinner walk!
- My name is Buttons and I am a dog! Just like my human friends Rico and Kayla, I love snuggles! When I get excited, my ears wiggle and when I’m happy, my master gives me a belly rub. My favorite part of the day is our after dinner walk!
- My name is Buttons and I am a dog! Just like Rico, I enjoy going on walks with my humans, fetching a ball or playing tug-of-war. I’m the most loyal friend you could ever ask for and I’m always there to listen to your troubles.
- Hello, my name is Buttons and I am Fredrikson’s Dog. I enjoy sharing food with my humans, snuggling on their feet at night and going for strolls in the park. With a wiggle of my ears, I show everyone that I’m excited. When my humans are happy they give me a belly rub which makes me feel all better! My favorite part of the day is after dinner when we go on our walk and then come back to eat some snacks.
- Hi my name is Buttons. I am a puppy. I like to take walks with my human friends and share snacks. The best part of the day is the after dinner walk (just like the humans).
- I am a dog, my name is Buttons and I live with my human friends, Rico and Kayla. For fun, when I’m not sleeping or eating for my favorite activity is going on a walk! A walk is the best way to interact with nature and other people. We get to sniff around, have fun, and sometimes we even meet new friends. I love exploring new places in town too. Laughing at squirrels is one of my favorite things to do on a
- It’s crazy that some dogs don’t eat with cutlery. Some do, but why force it? It’s just like with grooming.
- You all know that pets don’t eat from a fork, right? But according to our research, many pet owners don’t.
- Of course not, silly! Your dog doesn’t eat from a plate or use silverware.
- Dogs in the wild avoid eating on a table. Natural behaviors should be reflected in our animals and we strive to preserve that natural behavior.
- Dog owners know that sometimes the best way to deal with a stubborn dog is to let them lick the spoon . . .”
- If you’ve ever struggled to communicate with your dog, don’t worry
- Who are we trying to kid? The whole table is covered in food!
- So many NEW dog owners are interested in a dog shower head that is self cleaning. Here at DogShowerHead.net we have the perfect solution for you and your pup! Make bath time easy, safe, and simple with our Dog Shower
- Good morning. Here are today’s dog shower thoughts:
- Beach season is officially cancelled, it’s dog shower season ☀️☔️😂 https://goo.gl/YHPPfo
- Now that’s what I call a shower! A post shared by American Kennel Club (@americankennelclub) on Jul 24, 2017 at 7:55am PDT
- Here’s what you do. Shower with your dog—together!
- Do they make dog strollers? Orggie and I would be unstoppable. Please help us bring this dream to reality.
- Sometimes the joys of showering can only be expressed through song. #pawsitivelygroodle
- “When I look in the mirror, I see a handsome, successful dog. A handsome, successful dog with absolutely no idea where his pants are.”
- Shower Thoughts
- It’s like I’m having an out of body experience. Am I a dog? Am I dreaming? What is going on here? Is this real life? This can’t be happening. What did I do to deserve this? #life
- It’s true. The majority of new dog owners are interested in getting a self-cleaning dog shower head. We also know that they want to make bath time simple and safe for both them and their pet. We have the perfect dog shower system for you and your pup, because at Dog Shower Head, we love dogs!
- net has the perfect self cleaning dog shower to give you peace of mind in an industry that’s more likely to scare the new owners.
- Bath time is a breeze; just use the showerhead that cleans itself! DogShowerHead.net offers the best clean, filtered water for you and your pup.
- So many dog owners want to give their pets the best, but cleaning a dog shower head is definitely not one of them. Time is precious to dog owners who enjoy outdoor activities with their pups, and they care about keeping things simple. Our self-cleaning doggy shower heads make bathing your best friend easy and convenient. It’s safe, hygienic, and easy to use – and every pet lover knows it!
- There’s so much to know about bathing your entire dog. But luckily, you don’t have to learn how to do it alone! Browse our website for expert bath tips, and see how simple the process can be with our dog shower head.
- When searching for top rated dog shower heads, we came across this product and knew we had to share it with you!
- Shower heads for dogs are installed into the dog’s regular bath tub for a cleaner, safer, and healthier bath time. Made of special materials that resist corrosion, rust, and other wear and tear, our shower heads are self-cleaning and easy to use.
- Good morning! Here are today’s dog shower thoughts
- Hi there. Good morning. Here are your dog shower thoughts
- Good morning! Here are our top three dog shower thoughts for today
- Oh hey there! ———– Here’s your morning doggy shower thought
- I was really tired. I was thinking about what to write in the shower thoughts section when I got out of the shower. Then it hit me, a dog barfed up my phone instead of swallowing it. It wasn’t right for him to do that. I’m glad he didn’t drop it in the toilet or I wouldn’t be writing this. So that was today’s thought. Enjoy!
- Good morning. It’s time to take a look at the world through a dog’s eyes.
- Here are today–
- *Sigh* It’s like I’m having an out of body experience. Am I a dog? Am I dreaming? What is going on here? Is this real life? This can’t be happening. What did I do to deserve this?
- What a beautiful world we live in! We only get one chance to live, so make the most of it! Life is full of new and exciting opportunities; enjoy it while you’re here.
- You’re a dog. Life is great. It’s a beautiful day and you’re chilling on the couch. You hear someone open the door to the house.
- It’s like I’m become a completely different person. I guess that’s what dating 20 guys at once will do to you… maybe… shrug So what if I like guys and girls, it’s my life. And it’s no one else’s business! What’s wrong with being bi-curious?!
- I feel like I am in a dream. My life is complete. What have I done to deserve you? How lucky am I?
- This is a dream come true. Every dog deserves a comfortable life.
- So, I prayed for a dog and got one. I’ve been too busy to keep her on a leash and now she’s pregnant like she’s a real mom. My only solace is that Loki the god of mischief will be having an adorable puppy son in a couple of months so I can’t complain all that much…
- You’re a dog. Life is great. It’s a beautiful day and you’re chilling on the couch. You hear someone open the door to the house. They called your name. Someone wants you! You stay where you are.
- You’re a dog. Life is great. It’s a beautiful day and you’re chilling on the couch. You hear someone open the door to the house. They let a number of humans call “HELLO!” at you; and one of them even throws something fun for you to catch!
- You’re a dog. Life is good. It’s a beautiful day and you’re chilling on the couch. You hear someone open the door to the house.
- You’re a dog. Life is great. You’re chilling on the couch. Someone opens the door. It’s mom!
- You’re a dog. Life is pretty good. It’s a beautiful day, and you’re chillin’ on the couch when you hear the doorbell ring.
- You’re a dog. Life is good. You just ran around with your best friend Billy and he even threw the stick up for you to catch.
- You’re a dog. It’s been a long winter, so you’re excited to see that your Owner is home. Your tail starts wagging and your ears perk up as you see them walking toward you. You leap into their arms, and as they hug you, you can hear their heart beating and the laughter in their voice. It’s great to be a dog.
- It’s a dream come true! Every dog deserves a comfortable life.
- At Dog for Dog, we believe every dog deserves a comfortable life in which he or she can thrive and enjoy the best possible quality of life.
- We want every puppy to have a loving, safe home. That’s why we built Eloq.
- Our mission is to provide the best quality dog products for all kinds of dogs around the world.
- We ❤️ dogs, and we’d love to help you find the right forever home for your dog.
- Whether a teacup Yorkie or a Great Dane, our dog treats are for every dog.
- At DoggieLawn, we make sure every dog gets to live a happy, healthy life.
- We ❤️ dogs, and we’d love to help you find the right forever home for your dog.
- We ❤️ dogs, and we’d love to help find them the right forever home.
- ❤️ dogs and puppies? Who doesn’t? We are a community dedicated to dog owners to help them find the right forever home for their canine companions.
- Finding the right adoption agency is hard, and we understand – they all promise to help find homes for dogs. We will gladly help you find a great home for your doggo.
- At Dog for Sale, we are dedicated to finding you the perfect, loving home for your dog.
- We love dogs! And it sounds like you do, too. We just want to make sure they get a happy home for the rest of their lives.
- We’re a community that loves striving for excellence and we’d like to help you find the right match for your dog.
- We built DoggieLawn with the goal to make sure every dog gets to live a happy, healthy life by providing fun and affordable services.
- At DoggieLawn, we’re here to make sure your dog has the happiest, healthiest life possible. After all, they’ll be waiting for you at the end of every day.
- At DoggieLawn, we love dogs, and we believe that every dog deserves a happy home. That’s why our mission is to keep even just one dog off the streets. We want to make sure that every dog has food, water, and shelter – basic needs for a happy life!
- At DoggieLawn, we offer an eco-friendly and pet-friendly alternative to traditional dog care. We manage care for your pets when you can’t be home so you can work, run errands, or just relax.
- While some might ignore the little faces in their communities, we know they all deserve to live happy lives. That’s why we created DoggieLawn — to make sure your pets can have what they need.
- DoggieLawn is dog-lover owned. We help you keep your dog off the hot pavement, out of the rain, and enjoy socialization.
- We provide a premium, professional dog waste removal service to dog owners who want to bring the fun back into their dog’s life.
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